Since I know you've all be waiting with bated breath...here's the verdict on my lumpiness.
The forehead is supposedly just a 'dermatitis' - a skin issue of some sort. The doc gave me a topical cream for it, and says it should clear it up in 3-4 days. Oh, goody.
The neck lump he says is a clogged saliva glad. Prescription - suck on lots of sour candy. Hmmm. As much as I like a prescription for candy, I'm a little skeptical. We shall see!!