you might be a redneck if...

This was, seriously, a post I saw on Craigslist this morning for our local area.

i had a microwave sittin on my riding tractor on river road in mohrsville an somebody took it it wasnt for the taken so plz return it thanx

Copied and pasted...no changes. That's it word for word. My question is...why? Why was your "not for the taken" microwave sitting on your tractor? Why?

Bizarre. Welcome to Pennsyltucky.